Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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