but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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