4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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