Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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