I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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