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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
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