Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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