i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
im about as happy as oj after his trial
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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