Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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