scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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