My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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