I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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