I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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