I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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