Where is the hickey?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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