i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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