I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
This house was built for laser tag.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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