If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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