You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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