I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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