Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
This house was built for laser tag.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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