I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Randomize
