mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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