Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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