The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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