Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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