I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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