Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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