If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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