It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
