Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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