And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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