The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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