I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
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My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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