ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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