hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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