Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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