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• (913): View more from Kansas

  i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.

  (816): View more from Missouri

  i think im in thre room next to you

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??

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  i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos

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• (347): View more from New York

  Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.

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• (323): View more from California

  He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone

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  At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???

  (801): View more from Utah

  In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  where are my eyebrows?

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