what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
My vagina just clenched in fear
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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