Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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