No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
should my penis look like a turkey
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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