I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Ketchup is God's man juice
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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