i need an iv and a liver transplant
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
it hurts more in the daytime
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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