I want to have your abortion
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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