just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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