So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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