feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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