this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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