She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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