I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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