Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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