I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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