Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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