I like my sex mixed with concussions.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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