dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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