Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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